the most legit q never asked via rap

who got the keys to the Lil Cease planet?

cystic rockdown

the tripod gauntlet of the molasses bearing hips, tunnelberry fungus, speed up to stop, Kama Suntan Supreme, pfeel pfreely, fireWater, the winners, fly away oh magical deathbird, reels of hope, cubus demenatron, low to the sun, SPRY, mungaloid, get the fuck away from me or i'm punching your cock, love me love me love me (please?), and Stabathon.

it started out as band names, but after a while they became fall out boy song titles.

a few words from the literary mind

where doeseth thouest keepeth thine harbinger of times yet past?

iphone post, the first

test

uh oh we're in trouble somethings come along and it bust our bubble (yeah yeah)

"OH NO! it's the end of the day, and i haven't posted a blog! all of my readers are going to be disappointed!"

*snicker*

fags.

the greatest mystery never solved

i don't know who millie jackson, but if she's the one who did the Public Service Announcement, then i only have one word for her:

respect.

happy birthday, september

i know too many people with birthday's this month. and it's not like they all conspired to make it this way. it's just a fucked up coincidence that doesn't get along too well with my back pocket. i try to scrape by without buying anything for anyone.

but if my mom tried to go one of my birthdays without buying me something insanely fucking sweet, i'd kick her face.

you may not know me very well but you will know me if you trip on me

pro football picks and my co-worker can both suck it if they think they're getting $5 this week.

everyone keeps talking about the large hadron collider.

cut that shit out.

back of my mind i'm like, damn no way

translate: espanol, no way jose.

there's a difference between acting like a man and acting like a ninny cunt.

it looks like vince young has a lot of shit to figure out. take lendale with you.

not that i don't like them

i like my neighborhood. there are no bums. i have a cop friend who lives nearby. our neighborhood is in his jurisdiction. if he sees any bums, he picks them up and drops them off in peoria where they belong. because peoria is dirty.

who you think you are is FFFFFFFFFFFF

someone once said, "hear me with your eyes." what kind of stupid shit is that?

say huh?

you're gonna shit nightmares - that's just one side-effect of the hell i'm about to put you through.